The Terminally Depressing

I get that everyone has bad days, I've certainly had my fair share. And yes, I bitch too, but really? Is every day really the worst day of your life? Do you really think the world has conspired against you to make it rain on your parade? You got me, we had a huge town hall meeting where we voted to make you miserable. You weren't invited. Do me a favor and just knock it off already. Life is short. Its okay to smile once in a while. You can even laugh on occasion. It wont hurt. I promise. Now Lighten up bitches.